Game: Gird Up Your Loins

Gird Up Your Loins is a twisted adventure through a world defined by rampant consumerism. Players play as a constantly hungry pig in search of bacon, but be careful - eat too much and you'll get a heart attack. However, succumb to commercial pressure and obsessively exercise your way to an unrealistic ideal, and you'll die of starvation. With a visual style inspired by Tim Burton, Earthworm Jim, the Oddworld series, general nightmares and lots of pork products, the only way to survive such a bleak world is to Gird Up Your Loins. Use arrow keys to move and jump. Eat bacon to gain weight to push buttons and smash through breakable walls/floors. Move or go on treadmills to get thinner and jump higher. But keep an ear to maintain your heartrate, too fast or too slow will kill you!
 
 

Platforms

Web standard (Html5, Java, JavaScript, Flash)
 
Construct2: HTML5
 
 

Jam Site

 

Updated

Sunday, February 24, 2013 - 22:38
Repository name: 
Gird Up Your Loins
 
 
Chris Hernandez
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Neil Sveri
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Ben Serviss
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Shuichi Aizawa
Joshua Raab
Mark Anderson
 

Credits

Ben Serviss - design

Chris Hernandez - art

Joshua Raab - design

Mark Anderson - audio

Neil Sveri - program

Shuichi Aizawa - program

Comments

kamoh's picture
Submitted by kamoh on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 22:43

If you get stuck, press R to restart from the beginning of the level.

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Submitted by Joshua Raab on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 04:36

Game credits:

Art: Chris Hernandez

Audio: Mark Anderson

Lead Design: Joshua Raab, Ben Serviss

Lead Programming: Shuichi Aizawa, Neil Sveri

Level Design: Ben Serviss

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